Monday, December 1, 2008

Nine Moronic Comments I've Heard In The Past 30 Days

9. Yes, we're transparent. But our network doesn't offer site lists. We offer opaque transparency.
8. Well, you know, we find the sample data preferable to the directly measured in terms of accurate site traffic counts.
7. What we want is something totally innovative that's guaranteed to work.
6. We want to pay the same next year as this, but we also expect 20% bonus weight.
5. Will you accept publicity in lieu of payment? After all, publicity is the currency of the web.
4. I'd much rather not pay you and just have you guys mentor us with free advice.
3. In a down economy chatchkes becomes absolutely vital to your business.
2. Comment on my personal blog: "I found this post fascining and direct you to our ofice supply compny in Sri Lanka."
1. Are Moms the same as Women 18-49?
What have you heard in the past thirty days that made you either laugh or wince???

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