I Can See Balding From My House!

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Bristol Palin Explains How Abstinence Isn't Realistic!

Bristol was interviewed on the Van Susteren show. And she said something oddly realistic!



From Fx News/HuffPo

When Van Susteren mentions abstinence in discussing Bristol's surprise pregnancy, Sarah Palin responded: "It sounds naive. Life happens."

Bristol also said that "everyone should be abstinent but it's not realistic... [sex] is more and more accepted among kids my age."

Bristol also warned about the dangers of teen pregnancy and said that she should have waited 10 years before having children.

"Of course I wish it would happen in like 10 years so I could have a job and education and my own house... But he brings so much joy. i don't regret it at all."

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The Red Is As High As An Elephant's Eye...And It Looks Like It's Climbin' Clear Up to The Sky...

I have to hand it ot the Oklahoma GOP for managing this.

I thought about saying something snide about this, but effin A people, this is pretty remarkable given that their ticket was McSame and the Dingbat. Though, if you roll over the sections at the end, you'll see that the county vote totals for about 30 of those counties are smaller than the population of my apartment building.

But let's give credit where credit is due. As Sarah P would say...

...also.

Sorry, I TRIED not to be snide.

5464.481 Six Packs For Sarah Palin, The Gift That Keeps On Giving. Also.

(BevMo lists a six pack of Bud at $5.49.)

Say it Ain't So, Sarah, Another 30K?
The Republican National Committee is scheduled to file a campaign report with the Federal Election Commission Thursday disclosing that the committee spent additional funds to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

In October, Politico revealed that the RNC had spent approximately $150,000 on clothing and accessories for Palin and her family after she was selected as Sen. John McCain’s running mate. The story provoked a storm of criticism of the Alaska governor, a mother of five and favorite of the conservative wing of the GOP.

While not providing much in details, Republican officials say that the RNC’s post-election financial report will include information on other “accessories’’ purchased for Palin before the Nov. 4 election.

“The amount to be reported is significantly less than $150,000,’’ one RNC official told National Journal. “The accessories on the report are less than $30,000.’’

The clothing, the official says, is in the committee’s possession and “will be dispersed to national and local charities at the appropriate time.’’

(National Journal's ED POUND)

Sarah Palin: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

In case you live under 10 rocks and haven't seen it:



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Campbell Brown Sounds Off on the McHandlers: Bravo To Ya, Campbell!

Bravo Campbell. If she was really THAT bad, the fault is McCain's and his advisors'.



If she really didn't know that Africa was a continent, why didn't you pull her immediately.

If you really think she is a Wasilla Hillbilly, then have the guts to say that BEFORE you send her out to talk to red neck America about how antielitist you are.

I am no fan of Sarah Palin and believe she was patently unqualified. But the real crime here is that the McCain advisors seemingly found her dumb as a block of wood, AND LEFT HER ON THE TICKET!

Country First? I am once again disgusted by the Republican Party. Not Republican voters, who I respect for their convictions and would defend against attacks. But Republican leaders so obsessed with winning at any cost that they would imperil the world with a block of wood in the White House.

And BTW Sarah, that's YOUR PARTY rubbishing you. Barack saluted your accomplishments on election night.

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What WAS The Deal With Palin?

Not to be partisan on the first day of the new beginning, but if 5% of the below is true, how on EARTH could they not have deselected her. Doesn't know Africa is a continent? Doesn't know who is in NAFTA?

Country first?



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Only Woman Less Qualified Than Sarah Palin: Global Warming Is Totally Not Hot

Frankly I'd prefer Paris.



Though I first thought the three dudes were saying Paris Whore President.

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La Pequena Sarah Palin?

A few less socks in the briefs would have been nice...

A Soccer Ball Aimed Squarely At Caribou Barbie

I have only two more weeks to point you toward cheap shots at Sarah Palin. So today I direct you to this post by Chris Schwarze at Digital Two-Footed Tackles.

Maaaaaaverick!

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When Hockey Moms Attack...Sarah Palin

I love the Mom in the Santa sweater.

Letterman Sends Up Palin

Palinizer: What's Your Palin Baby Name?

It's well known tha the Palins select rather unique names for their young ones. Step on over to the Poli tsk Tsk Tsk blog and find out what you would have been caled if you had been a Palin.

Here's my result:

James David , if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

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Famous Person: Palin Nailed the Debate. Ooooops!

No comment from me, just check out the person cited for the laudatory quote for Sarah P's debate performance. Yes, it says "Famous Person".