Well, the wonderful people at Wham-O have created a delightfully speed centered toy in the Snowball Blaster -- a device perfect for any modestly aggressive person -- and especially for one that throws like a milk maid.
For, you see, it shoots snowballs up to 80 feet(!) As I do the physics calculation, a snowball that can travel 80 feet would be about a 6.5 on the painful scale at 15 feet. Mwah ha ha. If said ball was an icy one. As they always should be.
This true REVOLUTION in snow projectile technology is no single shooter, neither. It automagically makes three snowballs at once, so you can wreak more havoc without stopping to reload. Versus your arm, the snowball blaster is like plutonium to uranium.
Watch the damn ad.
I demand that you buy one for the kids in your life. Retailers list here.
Thanks for reading, and don't forget to write.
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